i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I need to calm my uterus...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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