4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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