Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My feet surprised me
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