She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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