she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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