ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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