how can u be prego again
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I think I died a long time ago.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
