Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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