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(703): View more from Virginia

grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it

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(480): View more from Arizona

This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...

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(503): View more from Oregon

There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING

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(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up

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(847): View more from Illinois

These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort

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