Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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