i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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