I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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