There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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