I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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