i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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