So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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