he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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