So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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