So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Randomize