I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
