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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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