After last night, I could never be a politician.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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