i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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