Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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