Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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