I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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