I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Dear god my vagina.
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