I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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