people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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