i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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