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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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