shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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