two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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