fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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