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• (443): View more from Maryland

  told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?

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  i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Now he's lighting his socks on fire

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.

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• (858): View more from California

  Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..

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  What's his name?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part

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• (845): View more from New York

  So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?

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