The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
My bed smells like the plague
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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