I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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