I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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