I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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