I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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