Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
they call him Oral-B. enough said
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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