He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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