I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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