dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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