you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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