i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
how does that bad decision feel?
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