My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
bring money and cleavage
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
