He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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