i dont even know how to be here
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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