just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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