Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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