the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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