you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have surprise drugs for everyone
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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