She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Damn victory sex feels great
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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