I skipped work to stalk him.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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