did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
there is puke in my bra ... again
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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